Spudling Bland ヾ(❛ε❛“)ʃ
don't be upsetti have some spaghetti

punnier:

that fufu lame shit, i aint with it

i’ll send some shots at yo fitted

image

swag bitch


illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(Source: illkim)


voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you


guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(Source: guy)